Famous homepages, roasted

Real roasts of homepages you know, by the same roaster you get, published unedited. Open one to see exactly what a full roast gives you: the score, the jokes, the five fixes and the rewrites.

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apple.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

apple.com Apple's homepage featuring the MacBook Pro with a new display, open for pre-ord…

8/10

So confident it spells 'PRO' on the screen in case you missed it.

google.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

google.com Google search homepage (Taiwan, Traditional Chinese) with a Chrome download pop…

8/10

One box, one job. Then a Chrome pop-up moved in next door.

netflix.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

netflix.com a film and TV streaming subscription service

8/10

The rare page that warmly welcomes back the people who cancelled it.

spotify.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

spotify.com Spotify's logged-out web player home showing trending music

6/10

Shows the charts, skips the pitch: it assumes you're already a fan.

airbnb.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

airbnb.com Airbnb homepage for booking stays, experiences and services

7/10

Finally, one price for your trip; the pop-up is the hidden fee.

uber.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

uber.com Uber's ride-booking homepage, set to Tokyo

8/10

Two words, one form, and a photo collage that mostly sells suitcases.

openai.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

openai.com OpenAI's company homepage, built around a ChatGPT-style prompt box

6/10

A chat box that asks what you need before saying who it is.

x.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

x.com sign-up and log-in page for the X social network

4/10

A giant X, four Continue buttons, and zero hints about what's inside.

anthropic.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

anthropic.com homepage of an AI research company that makes Claude

6/10

A mission statement and a scrapbook, with Claude tucked in the menu.

microsoft.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

microsoft.com Microsoft's homepage, featuring the new Surface Laptop and upcoming sales

6/10

A new laptop waits its turn behind two separate sale announcements.

stripe.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

stripe.com payments and financial services platform for businesses

8/10

A payments giant whose headline is a four-line paragraph in disguise.

notion.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

notion.com Notion, an all-in-one team workspace with AI agents

8/10

Nine famous logos and one doodle who still looks unconvinced.

shopify.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

shopify.com an online store and selling platform for businesses

6/10

Be the next... something. The page tells you after you scroll.

slack.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

slack.com Slack's homepage: team messaging app with built-in AI assistant

7/10

The world's best-known chat app forgot to mention chat.

figma.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

figma.com a collaborative design tool for creative and product teams

6/10

A gorgeous collage with a headline that forgot to say what you make.

canva.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

canva.com Canva's homepage for its online design tool for social posts, videos and presen…

7/10

A rainbow of icons asking you a question it could have answered.

duolingo.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

duolingo.com a language-learning app that now also teaches chess and math

8/10

One owl, two buttons, and a flag strip that thinks chess is a country.

paypal.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

paypal.com PayPal's business payments platform, PayPal Open (Singapore homepage)

6/10

PayPal renamed its business stuff and made the new name the headline.

pinterest.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

pinterest.com Pinterest's signed-out homepage for discovering and saving visual ideas

7/10

A gorgeous mood board that forgot to say what you do with it.

adobe.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

adobe.com Adobe Creative Cloud Pro discount offer for businesses (Hong Kong pricing)

6/10

A sale so loud the flowers had to spell it out.

dropbox.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

dropbox.com cloud file storage and sharing for work

7/10

A tidy page whose headline is mostly just the word 'work'.

discord.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

discord.com Discord's homepage for its group chat app for gaming and communities

8/10

Clear and cheerful; the buttons wandered off past the game controller.

grammarly.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

grammarly.com AI writing assistant (Grammarly homepage, cookie notice open)

7/10

A writing tool whose headline forgot to mention writing.

whatsapp.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

whatsapp.com homepage for the WhatsApp messaging and calling app

8/10

Two words, two Download buttons, and an asterisk on 'free'.

linkedin.com as our browser saw it on 3 Nov 2026

linkedin.com LinkedIn's signed-out homepage for the professional networking site

6/10

Built for returning members; newcomers get a footnote and a cat.